Most coffee tastes blah, has some political agenda, and a bad case of Stickenzbutt. Thirsty Bean is edgy, fun, and willing to roast our followers just like we roast our beans. If you're sexy, like me, cool, like me, and done with the PC garbage then there is only one coffee brand for you. Our name is funny, our attitude edgy, and our coffee is exceptional. We roast it the same day it's shipped free to your doorstep. Thirsty Bean is also great for the environment in that most of our coffee works best in a reusable brew cup you can buy just about anywhere and way better than filling landfills with plastic one use cups. Order now.